Inebriated Child Rearing

Drunk parenting is one of the Worlds greatest spectator sports and includes fantastic dialogue like;

Child: Is it ok if I watch some Scooby Doo before I go to sleep?
Drunk Dad: Hey, No problem. Just make sure your tv is off. (said with a totally straight face)

My husband is home from patrol. He is enjoying a drink. Something he hasn't done is (quite obviously) a very long time.
Welcome home Chris!